The best excuse for missing an assignment or class to date is submitted by my friend who teaches as an adjunct at an east coast university.
"I missed class because I drank a bottle of dish soap and it made my stomach hurt."
The idea that this is the generation that will take care of me in my old age makes me quiver with fear.
Discussing the trial, tribulations, and triumphs experienced as a lowly adjunct teacher in online education.
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2 comments:
That's a good one. My favorite is "the dog peed on my computer." I didn't ask how because I really didn't want to know!! LOL
My best so far is "I was helping my dad solve a murder." It was later determined ...it was a murder of a cat.
Now I am an animal lover. But c'mon get that paper in!
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